What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:29
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO